THE "ET" THAT DIDNT KNOW....

THE DISCOVERY

This is a fiasco! This is an outrage! OMG! today was the day that i found a very shocking discovery about who those guys who always call my name annoyingly out of the male hostels and then hide behind the windows!! I have discovered their identity... They are from the ET clan....

[X- Files theme song plays...]

Sounds Mysterious eh? Well lemme tell you something of the ETs- they are gross... They are the scum of the earth, they are the worst human beings on earth and unfortunately for me i am very famous among them. They strut around UIA in their skinnys (skinny jeans) and small baby shirts clutching at a cigarette for dear life while puffing their lives away so gallantly. What does "ET" stand for? ET stand for EMO THING. Why that name? Because that's exactly what ther are. They are emo things that need to bathe/hygienically fumigate their bodies and keep themselves presentable to the public's sensitive eyes.

EURGH! EMOS... sorry lemme paraphrase that... M**** Emos....

Well, anyway it all began at that time when i had dinner with them which i now realise was the gravest mistake that i made in my life...

...little did i know...

Then recently one of the emos is like starting to stare at me very very creepily...which started at this ntime when i was with Andrea at the photocopy shop and inside that shop was sooo stuffy! I wanted a breather so i walked outside, grabbed a few breaths, and caught the guy staring at me very intently... i looked back at him for a few menial seconds and turned back to the store muttering my usual, "Yeeeaaaaaahhhhh.... ooooooook-kkkkkkkkkk". Drea looked at me and asked what was up and i briefly told her about it and got the usual reaction- the look of surprise, disgust and the the Cringe. go figure!

ANd from that night on, that weird guy has been catching glimpses of me when he could (sick aiite?). There was this time when we were waiting for our food outside CFS cafeteria and then there was an "Emo conference" (this meeting of emos from all likes of UIA) two tables away. Then at one point while i was desperately trying to ignore the existence of this huge mass of EMOs all in one place, i guess someone said something and they all turned to look at me!

I shrunk under the glare of their looks and felt greatly uncomfortable...

...and ya think thats all...?

....no it aint all....

well, today i had my CCT exam which sucked shit but thats not the point! I was so convinced that the ETs wont be attending this exam because this subject was only being offered to grad students ONLY. But my oh, my! That weirdo was there! I was soo surprised! And all the time during the exam he always turned to look at me and i could feel his eyes boring into my soul... it was damn uncomfortable...

....why oh why am i being plagued by idiotic, ugly and nonsensically brainless gusy who dont know the difference between a shower and a bath?

WHHHHHYYYYY...

U knwo u love, LOVe, LoVe...

me...

Operation Banana #1: The love banana

OH my god!!! AHHHHHH... just yesterday, my guy M(how possessive of me!) Gave me a banana!! Now you might be wondering what is soo exciting about that? Well, this is the guy that i have been all head over heels for this whole year!! My gosh.. he is the cutest human being on earth... How did the whole Operation Banana go?

It all began with a simple call at like six something in the evening from Sarah**'s friend from next door who was asking whether we would like to have dinner with her dada and her- all paid for! (how cool is that??!?!) [Dudez! u know that i am a sucker for basically anything that doesnt require me to fish out a single cent from my pockets]

And so we agreed to go and beautified ourself what with all the pimping and the tweaking of hair, face and tudungs. We readied ourselves and waent downstairs to wait for the man. While we were at it we decided to take a few meaningless photos and then the girl got a call that her dad will meet us at the nearby restaurant called BBN. Gosh!

So we walked there and took the table near the Karaoke Machine ( God help us if someone was going to sing that night...) And then D man came himself and i wont bother writing about the conversation because there wasn't much said and all that. So we left after having huge platefuls of Nasi Goreng with gravy and we all went to GIANT- this cheap albeit crappy department store that sucks dick- to buy several things .

OK...

This is it...

We were on our way there and in the middle of the road (i was with Amelia) all of a sudden i heard a call of, "Amelia, Amelia**" We turned to our side and It was Sam and Mika (my crush!). We lobbied over to them and Sam started goobling in their language and I was quietly looking at the ground and smiling to myself for getting this wonderful opportunity to be able to see him. Then he reached into his bag and extracted a banana...

A BANANA.... EEEEEEEEE........

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I could hardly contain myself! I looked at the banana a bit longer than was intended and then received it in my grasp. OMG! i was literally bursting with incandescent joy in me that i couldn't contain my enthusiasm at having received a BANANA from the guy that i have a crush on in my uni... EEEEEEE!

Oh, well thats it.

Thats the big surprise that had me hanging and glowing for days.

u know u love love LOVE me...