THE "ET" THAT DIDNT KNOW....

THE DISCOVERY

This is a fiasco! This is an outrage! OMG! today was the day that i found a very shocking discovery about who those guys who always call my name annoyingly out of the male hostels and then hide behind the windows!! I have discovered their identity... They are from the ET clan....

[X- Files theme song plays...]

Sounds Mysterious eh? Well lemme tell you something of the ETs- they are gross... They are the scum of the earth, they are the worst human beings on earth and unfortunately for me i am very famous among them. They strut around UIA in their skinnys (skinny jeans) and small baby shirts clutching at a cigarette for dear life while puffing their lives away so gallantly. What does "ET" stand for? ET stand for EMO THING. Why that name? Because that's exactly what ther are. They are emo things that need to bathe/hygienically fumigate their bodies and keep themselves presentable to the public's sensitive eyes.

EURGH! EMOS... sorry lemme paraphrase that... M**** Emos....

Well, anyway it all began at that time when i had dinner with them which i now realise was the gravest mistake that i made in my life...

...little did i know...

Then recently one of the emos is like starting to stare at me very very creepily...which started at this ntime when i was with Andrea at the photocopy shop and inside that shop was sooo stuffy! I wanted a breather so i walked outside, grabbed a few breaths, and caught the guy staring at me very intently... i looked back at him for a few menial seconds and turned back to the store muttering my usual, "Yeeeaaaaaahhhhh.... ooooooook-kkkkkkkkkk". Drea looked at me and asked what was up and i briefly told her about it and got the usual reaction- the look of surprise, disgust and the the Cringe. go figure!

ANd from that night on, that weird guy has been catching glimpses of me when he could (sick aiite?). There was this time when we were waiting for our food outside CFS cafeteria and then there was an "Emo conference" (this meeting of emos from all likes of UIA) two tables away. Then at one point while i was desperately trying to ignore the existence of this huge mass of EMOs all in one place, i guess someone said something and they all turned to look at me!

I shrunk under the glare of their looks and felt greatly uncomfortable...

...and ya think thats all...?

....no it aint all....

well, today i had my CCT exam which sucked shit but thats not the point! I was so convinced that the ETs wont be attending this exam because this subject was only being offered to grad students ONLY. But my oh, my! That weirdo was there! I was soo surprised! And all the time during the exam he always turned to look at me and i could feel his eyes boring into my soul... it was damn uncomfortable...

....why oh why am i being plagued by idiotic, ugly and nonsensically brainless gusy who dont know the difference between a shower and a bath?

WHHHHHYYYYY...

U knwo u love, LOVe, LoVe...

me...