WTF happened to Hot Tickets?

Good afternoon readers. Today was a really grumpy day for me and yea most of it is attributed by the fact that i can freaking get any more Hot Tickets! What the fuck? Why the hell did those shops ever run out of something that is so like a drug? Well, for some of you out there who have never heard of these amazing creations of humanity since... (Marijuana?)... well, that, HOT TICKETS are basically the Holy Grail of the young adult. They offer the cheapest texting and calling services and they range from RM 6 to RM60 i guess. And trust me you can text your whole lifetime with these babies. And those bitches have the NERVE to tell me that they ran out of them? HUH!!! now you get why I'm so shit pissed at them! So people below are exhibits of different types of hot tickets that can be bought. 

EXHIBIT A

Above, we have the lowest you can get for a hot ticket which is RM6. And this will get you up to 300 SMS's, 20 minutes talktime and it lasts for four days. Pretty cool huh? And the BEST part is that you can send those 300 messages to ANY other network and you can call to ANY number (but unfortunately not the outside numbers though ....[sad face] )

 

Then comes the second cheapest Hot Ticket which is worth RM8 and it lasts you seven days which is much better compared to the standard top up that costs RM 10 and is supposed to last 7 days but lasts earlier than that due to incessant texting and calling.

The next baby is the rm 15 one which grants more talk-time and the standard 300 texts. soooooo worth it aite? I know that those in America or anywhere else besides Malaysia are wishing that they lived here in Malaysia due to the fact that our mobile companies are not money laundering philistines like T-Mobile or any other company who follow suit.

 This is the RM20 version of the Hot Ticket which offers a lot more SMS'ing and minutes and also includes a 1 day internet surfing card as well as a an hour's worth of home internet surfing :) Bestnya! 

 But my most frequently used and most favorite Hot Ticket of all is this one: 

This baby is the best out of the bunch! offering 1000 mind blowing SMS's to ANY network is just too much! I nearly expired with shock at how affordable it was and efficient too! Though the calling is kinda little but i guess the SMS's compensate for that. Which in the end IS good cause im not that much of a caller. Im more of a texter.

So in the end my minions- which Hot Ticket R U?

So those who are jealous of our texting ease and comforts then keep on dreaming cause your country will never have something as brilliant as this!

I'm Out!