The Stalker Series: Colton Haynes

Good day bloggers and readers alike! I return with a new star of The Stalker series and this time it's a man. This blogisode of The Stalker Series stars the Teen Wolf hunk and Abercrombie and Fitch babe magnet... Colton Haynes! I know, I know, He is indeed very very very handsome! Some of you might recognize him from the regularly watched and rarely talked about TV series titled Teen Wolf, which stars a bunch of hungry looking teenagers, a werewolf and basketball. To be honest, I never bothered with watching the series... until I actually saw Colton. 

For some of you TV buffs out there, you've probably seen him play the tall and brooding werewolf in the (very) short-lived series The Gates. To find out more about the series, you may visit this link. Also he has a recurring role in TV's Arrow (that show that nobody really talks about but then turns out the whole world is watching).When he isn't immersing his hotness into serious movie roles, he is busy modelling for Abercrombie and Fitch. Hence that just shows that he is so hot that he has to appear everywhere. 

**I feel obliged to point out that there are two types of hotness in reference to men in the entertainment business. The first type is the guy who is so hot that no matter how frequently he appears in various forms of the media, you can never get sick of him. Some examples of male celebrities as of such are Johnny Depp (Who has been in countless movies and still continues to excite me no matter how many times I see him), Corey Sevier, Ashton Kutcher, Jason Momoa, Colton Haynes, Henry Cavill and etc. The second type is the guy who is so hot that seeing him too many times can cause him to come off as either irritating or a pain in the eyesight. Such celebrities include Channing Tatum, John Krasinski, Tyler Posey, Justin Timberlake and etc. **

So at the end of the day, Colton Haynes is indeed a stud. I mean, look at him. Duh.

For those of you who would like to take your stalking to another level, here are some of his accounts that you can creepily stalk:

• His Twitter  (So you can stalk his each and every move)
• His Instagram (So you can creepily drool over each and every shirtless photo he posts)
• His Website

Skyfall: Disaster or Delicious?

Hello readers! Today's post is my full fledged, no holds attack.. ahem.. I mean, criticism of the new Bond movie Skyfall which was recently released. To be honest, I lost interest in the Bond movie franchise ever since it was taken over by the ever so wrinkled and sperm-dried Daniel Craig. It lost all appeal and sexy suddenly became old, blond and wrinkled. Fine, I have to admit that for his age his body is just delectable and surprisingly fit, but that doesn't make up for the lack of tact and suaveness required of James Bond. In all honesty he just killed the role and movie. Unlike the first two movies, Skyfall is bludgeoned with more stupid movie cliches than necessary. For instance when the bad guy was caught at the beginning and they were all like "Finally, we copped his ass!". Little did they know that getting caught was part of his stereotypically sick agenda.

Of all the bond girls I actually liked Olga Kurylenko. She was by far the best and sexiest bond girl in the Daniel Craig series. Naomie Harris on the other end always looks like she just came from smoking a cliff while offering her allegiance to Jay-Z. There's just something about her lazy eyes and drunk expression that puts me off. When I watched the movie and then saw this Bond girl, I wanted to regurgitate all the carbon dioxide in the air because it was like Transformers 3 all over again; when they recasted the  leading lady with Rosie Huntington-Whitely who- when compared to the plastic enhanced Megan Fox- resembled last night's leftovers.Oh Olga Kurylenko, please return to being the Bond Girl. :( 

To sum up this pointless review, The movie lacked novelty, the main character lacked fitter abs (his "abs" looked like the salmon I had last night), I was still confused on how the inclusion of Javier Bardem as the villain helped enhance the shit that was the movie and yeah, it was terrible. Frankly speaking, the best thing about the movie was the song, Skyfall by Adele. It is simply amazing and very harmonious. I love it so much.

To read more useless reviews (quite like mine) you may click on these links to read them:

• Here and
• This One

If you want to hear something that is worth your time and will actually save your hearing here you go (click on the link to listen):

Skyfall by Adele (iTunes)

Skyfall by Adele (for the cheapskates- FREE DOWNLOAD)

Once again, this is simply a review of WHAT I THINK of the movie. Don't be a moron and take it seriously. You may watch the movie (at your own risk) and procure your own opinion. 

PS: An opinion means I can say whatever I want. If you hate it, suck on it. If you disagree, go smoke a tree.

Mobile Blogging: 7 hours...The Wanted and Mo' Help

7 more hours until I get to see The Wanted! And yes I am as excited as Octavia Spencer when she got that job in that movie The Help (honestly though, to me that was the second movie that made me weep like a virgin who just lost her... Well... Virginity ). Speaking of that movie, I heard there was a sequel and that it was called The Help 2: Mo' Help.

Haha. No I'm just kidding. That was the spoof version by Shane Dawson who is this (almost within reach of a celebrity status) video blogger and comedian on YouTube and I swear by his videos. But more on that later when I do my post on YouTube reviews which will talk about the three blogs that are also my Holy Trail of humor.

So to sum up this very awesome mobile blog (CAN YOU BELIEVE MY MOBILE BLOGGER FINALLY WORKS! AFTER WEEKS OF TRYING TO TET IT FIXED I FINALLY GOT IT TO WORK WITH THIS ACCOUNT. AND WHY AM I STILL TYPING IN CAPS?) OH RIght, just disabled caps lock.

Ok so now that I have mobile blogger, I promise to update my blog and to post live blogposts... Ok fine sometimes.. lol. But I will definitely post my update on The Wanted!

Until then, au revoir, chicos and chicas.

;)