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Thursday, May 29, 2008

The Mini Series in The Life of a Pious Socialite(!!!)- Part Three

Well, hello my faithful readers... I know that a fair amount of you out there are avidly reading my blog on my past adventures of the three days.... hm... now where did i leave off the last tim ethat we met...yes...i got it now... we were at the part where Barry** was telling me how beautiful I was and how in much in love with me he was. PUHLEASE! Oh, and just in the case that you forgot the characters in this miniseries, they are:



  • ME: I am the one telling this story...there is strictly no need to tell you my name here...


  • BARRY**: He is the funnyman in this story, Male, Straight, average heighted...


  • OMAIRA**: Small, petite, cute!!!, female, straight...


  • AMELIA**: Sexy, smart, HOT, WOW!!, average heighted, female, straight

And finally...


  • ANDREW**: tall, wiry, geeky, thin, male, sexual orientation...err...


Well those are the characters that are going to be here until the end of the story.... So we entered the cable car at the skyway and rode in the sky...like, i dont know..., 1,000,000,000 feet away from the sky!!!! and boy was it scary... now this is the part that i have to confess to you readers. I am scared of **********. What? i just said it. What, you want me to SAY it again?!? Are you MAD!!! Fine ok, i will say it again. I am scared of...**********. Huh? i am sorry it seems that the censor button is on... wait...lemme turn it off... there that's better... I am scared of HEIGHTS!! I get Vertigo whenever I am on a VERY HIGH place.



Now anyway, we were in the skyway and I was in between mentally writing my will (just in case the Cable Car crashed and we all died in the process...) and Barry** was annoyingly pestering me with useless details of how the cable car would crash and also of how the we will all die...yeesshhh!!!

Then after the lllllllllloooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg Cable car ride we got off at the First World Hotel (FWH) and then we just went around asking people for directions towards the exit to the outdoor theme park. then we finally found it and then we reached the park and were all like "Whoah!! I wanna go on this...NO! Lets go on that one!... No, that one looks interesting lets ride that one!" yeah. just let us enjoy our kiddie time, please! And so the first ride that we decided to go to was originally the "Flying Coaster" but then the queue was too long and so smelly.. and boy was it progressing soo damn slowly!!!
So we went to the train ride which was where i wanted to ride but Barry** wouldnt let me and so i was stuck with sitting next to him..yeah... as we were moving along i heard a terrified scream behind me and i thought that it was Omaira** and Andrew ** lovin it up in the car behind us but turns out it was Andrew** who was trying to murder Omaira by trying to p[ush her out of the car.....yeeaaahhhh...

ok.

Then we went to the other rides which was really cool except for the constant proddings that i was getting from the annoying kids who were hoping to get away from their embarrasing parents. Oh and there was this one time when i was eating fries and Barry** cruelly removed the tissue upon which my fries were laid and my fries were dirty!!1 Then (according to Omaira**) Andrew seemed to want my fries and when they were dirty he did a double take adn hugrily looked towards his girlfriends fries with the utmost and pitiful look of hunger...

Our journey ended with a bitter taste (at least for me it did...) Anyway it started at the cab... when i say it... i mean my Period.... yea, boys girls have periods be amazed by it...yeah....(this applies to perverts like J**k F****n who perve on my pages for anything to do with the female reproductive system...) and it was sooo painful and for me it was the very first time that it was thgis painful!!! I actually CRIED!!! What SHAME!!!! And then Barry** (for the first time) showed fellings that actually proved he was a complete human ... he actually cared extra extra a lot!!!!

YeahI was alrite after that and then we returned home and saw that if we returned to Nilai, then we will be SUMMONED so we decided to go to PJ campus where the curfew is until 12....so we just hung out at the LRT station and Joked a LOT!!! [Courtesy of Barry**] And then we went and stayed with our good friend Sally** and her roomie Rhinda** and there was where we met our BH [Buah Hati] One and she is one damn cute thing!!!

NAyway, that was the miniseries of my travels....enjoyed it? want more? well you will get more...when i travel again...
so...see ya soon....

U know u love me....

1 voice outs:

oLfa

uhu! what's up with "it was Andrew** who was trying to murder Omaira by trying to p[ush her out of the car.."??? yeah right!

hope u'll write some more dude! I swear u relly have to publish a book containing how miserably funny Barry was!! haha..It'll be a total hit! trust me!

ciao. ciao!!