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Easy Steps to being my Boyfriend (Lucky, lucky)

Good day fellow Bloggians! Indeed i have been on hiatus as expected but then I come with good news so don't sacrifice me to Kali alright? In the months that I have been missing...(Whoops!), a countless number of things have happened to me and those around me. I noticed some very disturbing things about my life. Firstly, that for the 3 years that i have been studying in my course, I am still not satisfied with it. I mean, my original line of study was Fashion Designing just so that i could walk in the same wavelength as the likes of Marc Jacobs, Zac Posen, John Galliano, Anna Sui and etc. Too bad Dad thought it was an "unreliable" line of study and decided to place me in some university i never heard good things about. Until today I regret not secretly signing up for  Elite Fashion Academy or the Parsons School of Design and then hopefully being accepted so that my dad would have no choice but to let me study there.

The second thing that I find especially disturbing is that  I'm still single. What the heck is this? What's fucking wrong with me? Could it be that I'm not up to the Attractiveness Standards of some men? Or could it be that I myself have set some impossibly high standards for the men.

O.O

Well, my criteria for what i want in a guy are so simple to accomplish. Its not like I require a guy to get me a magical unicorn that was sent down by Zeus and fulfills my every worldly wishes... *quickly scratches that off he list*. Hey! But if that was possible why not? ~_~ Ultimately what I want in a guy is:

1. He can be of any race (except certain races which i shall not mention for fear of being branded a racist towards that specific race)- but preferably European (Hispanic <3) or Australian.
2. He doesn't have to be too well off but well enough to support us.
3. He must have a viewable face.
4. He MUST NOT be shorter than me. Special cases where he is allowed to be the same height as me is when he is so impossibly gorgeous that my brain immediately overlooks his height.  
5. He has to tolerate me.
6. He MUST buy me an eagle as the dowry for our marriage PLUS the money. (Special Cases where he cant find an eagle and gets me an Owl instead.)

And this here is a deal breaker...

    7. He HAS to have a sense of HUMOR (You know, the feeling where he has to laugh?)

Yes, and that's my amazing list of things i want in a guy. Not so hard to accomplish right? Jeez, Jenny, you might as well die old and wrinkled... STFU, you damn conscience! :) So at the end of the day hats what's been disturbing me. And to make matters worse, i feel like the second issue has been slapping itself on my face.  95 percent of my buddies have boyfriends. Out of that 95%, 70% are engaged, 20% are married and the 5% are unsure....possibly confused. I swear to God, if a guy with all these qualities accidentally tripped in front of me (and he looked like Sean Faris/Armando Torrea/Cam Gigandet/ Corey Sevier/ Ricardo Medina Jr/ That guy from White Collar/ Any hot guy) i would definitely catch him!

So note to self: Jenny STOP HAVING SUCK A FUCKED UP LIST OF EXPECTATIONS IN A GUY! ;-D

Until then, En Garde people! 

xoxo

Thou shalt not d'lete thy exes

Hi readers! This has been the shittiest week of my life so far. I mean, its just the first week since we got back from the holidays and I'm already feeling distressed! WTH? And the person responsible for this is my ex Aidan. He has really been fucking with me a lot(just a figure of speech- NOT literally!) especially during the holidays and he really thinks I'm some kind of puppet! Well, Aidan, you son of a really good woman known as your mother, I'm not a puppet and you are not my puppeteer.

I checked my Facebook a few minutes ago and then i was about to go to his page so that i could check out his activities and  stuff (honestly i dunno why i care... but i do, sadly) and then i realized he DELETED ME! What an UNCLE FUCKER! OK, i know i shouldn't care but then OUCH. I'm human and when you delete me as your friend its really OUCH! Stupid B******!

So anyway tthat was one of a series of shit that ruined the beginning of my weekend. Fuck it.

The primary lesson in today's blog is.. Thou shalt not d'lete thy exes.

xx

Where art thou, Hol'days?

Yes, the question speaks for itself. I totally have no idea where the holidays have gone? My three week break took a hiatus when I just realised that I have a whopping two days to be lazy.

I hate the fact that at the beginning of the holidays, I had these amazing ideas on what I would be doing and one of them involved working on my Fashionland and Casual Couture line which I haven't done jack!

You know what? Today I'm definitely going to work on at least 3 dresses for fashionland and an outfit for Casual Couture.

Wish me all the best readers!

XX

Could it be....?

Good evening readers! I'm mobile blogging again and I love it! Today I'm going to write about mixed feelings. I am having mixed feelings now towards this guy who I recently became close with.

Let me fill you in on him. He is from a similar country as mine and really nice to hang out with because he is funny and an all around wonderful person. Here's the catch (you ready folks?)- he is GASP short. And he is balding too. Ok, I know I shouldn't be materialistic but then...the bald part is serious as it can pass down to our children! Definitely not something I want to burden my kids with!

Ok so we have been hanging out a lot lately and I felt we grew closer as friends and confidants. Everything was just fine until two weeks ago when we were hanging out at the mall and then he did something that made our whole relationship really awkward and created an imaginary and uncomfortable wall between us. That moment when he did that. ..I was shocked that he actually had the guts to do it. Like how could he!

But that was not what caused the mixed feelings within me. The causal factor is that I suspect he feels the same way but is trying so hard not to give it away. God! This is where I don't know what to do! I'm so sacred that he might do the inevitable and ask me out.

What the fuck do I do then! Jeepers! I honestly do hope that these feelings that I am dangerously starting to develop towards him are unreal and a figment of my imagination. What I truly hope is that they go away. I don't want to feel that way.

At the end of the day, we are only human so these feelings that we tend to develop are normal. We just have to make sure that these feelings do not lead to us hurting ourselves and being misguided into a pit of betrayal and pain.

Until then, I'm out.

I am human and I need to be loved

Hello world! Thanks for throwing the worst at me! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!!! Anyway, drama aside , it has been 4 months since I broke up with him. That break up did two things to me. It made me more careful about the world and men in general and it made me change myself a lot. The change I underwent after the break up turned me into a better person physically and mentally.

I admit it took a huge toll at me in the sense that it affected me a lot. I would torture myself whenever he got too close to a girl. I became more paranoid in trying to find out who he is dating or interested in. I would go to the extent of stalking his facebook profile for any relationship changes or any pictures taken with a girl.

That was the sign of a deranged psychopath. I didn't and never want to go back to being that woman. I never want to repeat that awful phase again. I don't deserve it at all. I deserve the best like everyone else, after all, I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.

Now, in 2012, I am whole again. I am over him and I do hope he is over me too. I want to move on from that incident and paint a new picture on my slate.

That is life. One minute you make it and the next- you break it. Its the cycle of life. We just have to abide by the rules of God.

Amin.

He shall see me through and help me with this ordeal.

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WTF happened to Hot Tickets?

Good afternoon readers. Today was a really grumpy day for me and yea most of it is attributed by the fact that i can freaking get any more Hot Tickets! What the fuck? Why the hell did those shops ever run out of something that is so like a drug? Well, for some of you out there who have never heard of these amazing creations of humanity since... (Marijuana?)... well, that, HOT TICKETS are basically the Holy Grail of the young adult. They offer the cheapest texting and calling services and they range from RM 6 to RM60 i guess. And trust me you can text your whole lifetime with these babies. And those bitches have the NERVE to tell me that they ran out of them? HUH!!! now you get why I'm so shit pissed at them! So people below are exhibits of different types of hot tickets that can be bought. 

EXHIBIT A

Above, we have the lowest you can get for a hot ticket which is RM6. And this will get you up to 300 SMS's, 20 minutes talktime and it lasts for four days. Pretty cool huh? And the BEST part is that you can send those 300 messages to ANY other network and you can call to ANY number (but unfortunately not the outside numbers though ....[sad face] )

 

Then comes the second cheapest Hot Ticket which is worth RM8 and it lasts you seven days which is much better compared to the standard top up that costs RM 10 and is supposed to last 7 days but lasts earlier than that due to incessant texting and calling.

The next baby is the rm 15 one which grants more talk-time and the standard 300 texts. soooooo worth it aite? I know that those in America or anywhere else besides Malaysia are wishing that they lived here in Malaysia due to the fact that our mobile companies are not money laundering philistines like T-Mobile or any other company who follow suit.

 This is the RM20 version of the Hot Ticket which offers a lot more SMS'ing and minutes and also includes a 1 day internet surfing card as well as a an hour's worth of home internet surfing :) Bestnya! 

 But my most frequently used and most favorite Hot Ticket of all is this one: 

This baby is the best out of the bunch! offering 1000 mind blowing SMS's to ANY network is just too much! I nearly expired with shock at how affordable it was and efficient too! Though the calling is kinda little but i guess the SMS's compensate for that. Which in the end IS good cause im not that much of a caller. Im more of a texter.

So in the end my minions- which Hot Ticket R U?

So those who are jealous of our texting ease and comforts then keep on dreaming cause your country will never have something as brilliant as this!

I'm Out! 

Please DO watch PRIEST!

Morning readers :) Some words of wisdom from me, Jenny. To my Malaysian friends, yesterday was the holiday for the Buddhists/Hindu people known as Thaipusam. My Indian friends and readers would understand this but my American/ European friends might not have a clue what this is and why it's a holiday... Well, its this holiday whereby...well... I don't really know what this holiday's about but i guess it involves those followers of Buddha laying around making extra prayers and chilling...

So since yesterday was a holiday i decided, what better way to spend a holiday if not with your loved ones :) So i rang up my boo (hm.. we'll call him Aidan**), Aidan and we both hit the Pavilion mall in search of the most amazing movie in the whole millennium.  The movies list was bunch of  Chinese Sad operas that had those annoying subtitles, and one super exaggerated Indian film with the over-exaggerated poster flanked by the over-exaggerated pose of its darling melodic actors/actresses. Then my eyes flitted down to probably the ONLY English movie showing at that time. And that movie, besides the lameass Water for Elephants starring the lamest people in the world, was... Drumroll please!

Priest. 3D. D'ohhhh...

OMGGGGGG!!!!!!

Even better those movie making bitches decided to reduce our overall brain capacity and eyesight by making it in 3D!!!! WOW!!! I would rather watch a whole documentary about Robert Pattinson and his life in the slow lane aka wherever he's from. Frankly speaking this movie was all action, vampires, action, more vampires with sinus problems and over-excessive drooling and then the (Not so) hot lead actor who has ZERO emotion. The plot is like any typical Twilight movie wannabe. Its corny, predictable and a waste of RM20. So if you do feel like watching that movie then go ahead... just dont ignore the voice in your head that warns you to be dumb-i-fied forever. 

So yeah that's my take on that movie. And i hope this review has been and IS an enlightenment for you and everyone else who you have shared it with. the worst cinema to watch a movie from... TGV. The best cinemas to watch movies from would be... Cathay and GSC. :) 

Have a wholesome day and yes, im off to have a life which YOU should too! 

xoxo,

 

 

 

I Know, I Know...ZIP IT!

Yo, peeps! Whats up? Its been approximately 30000000000000 years since i posted here... but here's the thing you people have to understand- I was very busy with college shit like naked Greek parties, and bong wars and yeah, the usual shit that transitions a normal college student into an emerging future career-ite. 

My life had taken the wrong turn down the wrong lane these past few months- only to emerge into an unbelievable river of happiness :) These past months that in which i have shamelessly ignored my blog has been the most torturous months of my life. I mean can you seriously IMAGINE not being able to blog for a really long time!!! Crap, its almost like living without a heart for years...which is what i have been doing until i recently shared one with someone.  I even went far as to betray this blog and have started keeping a diary. Blog, you are ultimately free to murder this  sinful master of yours. I know, I'm such a bitch. Shoot/kill me now...The choice is yours.

You know the saying invented by Eminem that goes "...in my shoes just to see what it's like to be me,". That was how my situation was for the past say four months. It has  literally been a roller coaster ride of pain, misery, and shit filled days when you just want to drive a nail through your throat... oh wait straight to the life center (the heart).yeap, that's a hint to be prepared and to alert all the jugular veins and life supporting veins too. In this sad time of my life, i actually considered getting rid of this blog (GASP! i know!) but then i encountered many many many things that happened in my life and now that i'm unavailable to the dating industry..hehhee.

So anyway this is an introduction and a guarantee that i solemnly SWEAR to write at least ONCE a week in this blog in the hopes of being discovered and emerging as the voice of Tanzania. :) And then hopefully a fashion designing contract with Marc Jacobs will follow suit.

Well, i can always dream rite?

xoxo